November 9, 2006 5:52 pm
Sharing / Swapping?
My best friend and I are engaged to sisters. I am willing to let him be with my fiancee if I can be with his. How can we make this fantasy happen? - Dale, Minn, MN
Dale-
Well, the only thing you can do, is ask. I would say the four of you have dinner at one of your houses and either you or your best friend just has to bring it up. There is no smooth kind of way to ask this… and please don’t pussy out and get them drunk.. because that’s just wrong. This is either something they will be into, or not. If everyone is on the same page, it could be a lot of fun. Good luck!
xoxo
Joanna Angel
4:46 pm
Co-worker Flirt?
Are there rules about pursuing a co-worker who flirts but has a boyfriend? I would feel bad if I caused a break up, but I also don’t want to miss an opportunity. - Brian, Colorado Springs, CO.
Brian
pursuing someone who is both your co-worker AND has a boyfriend, is one of the worst ideas you could possibly have. Nothing beneficial could come out of that…however, if you are one of those people who is attracted to drama, and things that are wrong, then just have fun and enjoy the ride. There will be lots of REALLY good sex at first, but spare me the favor of not writing me and asking for advice when you have an angry ex boyfriend after you, and you’re about to lose your job… AND you’re not even dating her anymore.
xoxo
Joanna Angel
4:06 pm
Watch what you wish for?
Joanna, I had a blind date that went so well, we ended up having sex. But when I went down on her, I was bothered to discover that she had perfumed her pubic area. I like many things about this girl, but I am a little bothered that she was ready to go to bed with stranger. Remember, this was a blind date. Am I right that should bother me, or am I being shallow? Jamie - New York, NY
Obviously, you two are both kind of slutty… and that’s what makes you good for each other. So stop being so consumed with it, and just go with it… and have fun. And tell her that you like her pussy the way it is and she doesn’t need to pour purfume on it to impress you, or the other guys she’s sleeping with. That’s just straight up weird.
xoxo
Joanna
3:59 pm
Should I be Whacked for Whacking Off?
Joanna, My girlfriend caught me masturbating the other day and got really pissed off. She said, "I can’t believe you are doing that!" and stormed out of the room. We have a pretty good relationship. We live together, and we have failry frequent sex that I think is pretty good. Sometimes I just feel like jerking off. Is that so wrong? - Sam, Portland, ME
Dear Sam,
If you have a good relationship, you should be able to ask her why she was so upset about this. If she was upset because she’s like, really Catholic, and thinks jerking off is really wrong… well then… you have yourself a problem. However, some women get offended when their boyfriends jerk off because they think things like, "am I not good enough?"… sometimes it’s hard for them to understand that men just need to jerk off sometimes, no matter how amazing their girlfriends are.
To make her more comfortable with your needs, she might think it’s hot for you to jerk off while looking at her. Or perhaps, the two of you could masturbate next to each other. Then it won’t seem like some weird creepy thing you’re doing behind her back.
good luck!
xoxo
Joanna Angel
November 5, 2006 9:48 am
Big Dick?
Ok, I have a 7.03 in dick and I don’t know if that’s big or not. Can you tell me?
The Doctor - Nya MN
Wow! 7.03 - you really got it down to the last centimeter. A 7 inch dick is a decent sized dick. It’s actually considered big in the civilian world, and it is even acceptable in the porn world. But the more important thing is, that if you’re a good fuck a girl will enjoy fucking you no matter how big or small your dick is. And at the same time, a guy with a huge dick can also be a terrible fuck. It’s not just the size, it’s how you use it too. So stop worrying about the size of your dick…and you have nothing to worry about anyways because your dick is a fine size.
xoxox
November 3, 2006 11:51 am
Anal or not?
Joanna, How would you advise that I broach the subject of anal sex with my girlfriend? Marc - Coral Springs, FL
Don’t be scared to ask your girlfriend about having anal sex with you. I mean, it is your girlfriend…you should be able to like, take a crap in front of her if you wanted to…she’s someone you should be comfortable around. I would just ask, don’t dance around the subject, just be like, I really want to fuck your ass, is this something you want to do? And maybe if you want, you can watch some of my movies to get her in the mood. Tell her you don’t just want to do it, you want her to like it, and that you will do whatever you need to do to make sure she does. I am sure, that she will at the very least, want to try it once. I would bring it up at a time when you’re not having sex, don’t spring it on her in the heat of the moment…that would make things a little weird. Sometimes I think it’s hot when I’m like, bent over (not in a sexual way like, when I’m cleaning or picking something up off the ground) and my boyfriend is like, you’ve got such a great ass, I really want to fuck the hell out of it…yeah…bring it up at a time when youy think her ass looks really nice and make sure to complement her on her ass too.
